Moving to FORKS, WA because you saw the TWILIGHT movies or read the books is RETARDED. DO NOT DO IT. Stay in your town. Stay in your state. If you HAVE TO HAVE TO move somewhere away from where you are. Fine. JUST LEAVE THE OLYMPIC PENINSULA ALONE!
You fuckheads are RUINING IT! You are driving out the souls that have been born and raised, bled into, farmed and hunted the lands. Leave it the HELL ALONE and ruin somewhere else.

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http://www.britishfoodshop.com/shopexd.asp?id=207
That should load Scrumpy Jack :D


Then, let's have a Scrumpy Jack PARTAAAAY


Russ Please repost this to your friends too ------

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http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/barbie-doll-parts-jewelry-margaux-lange


Safe for my work, but probably not yours ;-)

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/surreal-sexy-living-barbie-dolls

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Please, please, please let Forks receive massive infusions of money! My poor hometown needs it. Now if only that dirty skank bitch would have written in teh bowling alley. After all, that is the only activity in town aside from drinking, humping (yep, folks still call it humping) and eating. Plus my cousin owns it :-)
Sure you can get out and enjoy world class fishing, hiking that will make ur soul more complete but sadly I have explored the area more than quite a few of my cousins who never did leave--which is most of em. And damn, there's a lot of em since my great grandparents homesteaded in them there neck of the woods.

So here is to that Tween series bringing some life back to Forks!!! Yes Please!

http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/cityarticle.aspx?cp-documentid=13180263&GT1=24000


The pic for this story is the timber museum. My Grandma used to be the treasurer, she passed a few years ago. There is this jaw dropping canoe made from one tree that hangs in the upper heights of the museum. It was uncovered in the woods many years ago where it had sat unfinished for at least a 100 years or more. Uncle Floyed donated his time and his CAT to build a road to take it out.

I dearly love where I come from, I am grateful to have the perspective of living here so I can appreciate it rather than just resent it for its confines. If you ever have an opportunity to explore the Olympic Forest, make sure it travel past its bounds and all the way to the tippy point, explore the reservations and the narrow strip that Forks resides in. Regulated to near death by the Asshats in Seattle/Olympia, The fuckheads in teh Natl Forest whom to post a rant of would make me weary and also by the tribes.

Stunning in its natural beauty, I am blessed to be born and infused the woodland and the water spirit. I can almost smell the damp, sweet scented air, feel the magic of the faeries that surely still frolic there.

Suddenly homesick. Balls.

PS- Random facts, Forks (and Beaver which is a nearby town) is SOOOOOOO rural, my Momma learned to cook on a wood burning stove. They had to row a boat to their house, which is on Lake Pleasant, since there was no road.
Bear still ran through their yard when they were youngins. Uncle Floyd got to take a rifle on his walk to  the 2 room (thank u very much, not just 1) schoolhouse due to cougar n such in teh woods.

If I really wanna fuck with folks, esp in Port Angeles, aka PA, I tell them I am from Forks and watch disbelief and confusion as they attempt to reconcile me and my origins. HA HA  :D  Amusement.

Current Mood: nostalgic

http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/your-astronomical-sign.html

You mean that the earth and stars don't stay in the EXACT same place. NAH UH.


Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries - Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus - May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini - Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer - Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo - Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo - Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius - Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus - Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20

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No, really. Donate on behalf of Palin, it'll make you get warm fuzzies. Honest! How you ask, read below :-D
 I replaced the link in the original email with the link from the PlannedParenthood site that I copied and pasted all by mahself.

*Subject:* A good idea for ten dollars



Instead of sending around more emails about how horrible Sarah Palin is,
let's all make a donation to Planned Parenthood in Sarah Palin's name.

And here's the good part: when you make a donation to PP in her name,
they'll send her a card telling her that the donation has been made in her
honor. Here's the link to the Planned Parenthood website:

https://secure.ga0.org/02/pp10000_inhonor


You'll need to fill in the address to let PP know where to send the "in
Sarah Palin's honor" card. I suggest you use the address for the McCain
campaign headquarters, which is:

McCain for President
1235 S. Clark Street
1st Floor
Arlington , VA 22202



or Alaska Governor's office address:



Alaska State Capitol Building
Third Floor
P.O. Box 110001
Juneau, AK 99811-0001

*PS:  Make sure you use that link above or choose the pull down of
Donate--Honorary or Memorial Donations, not the regular "Donate Online".*

* *

*Sent via email, the miraculous technological advance that John McCain has
no idea how to use. Although he did invent the Blackberry.*

Current Mood: amused

Does anyone already have The Zanzibar Chest by Aidan Hartley on their bookshelf?
A friend recommended it but the poor bastard lives in Orem, Utah so I thought I would query you lovelies.

PS- His recommendation was based off of me talking up 'The Places in Between' by Rory Stewart. That is an excellent book. I have already promised it to RisibleItinerant but feel free to borrow it once she is done. Oh yeah, I haven't actually given it to her yet DOH!

Current Mood: curious

Alleged penis-snatchers spark panic in Congo
Victims claim that sorcerers made their genitals shrink or disappear 

KINSHASA, Democratic Republic of Congo - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it?'" he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

 

Current Mood: amused

Well Das Offendor you have served up some serious crack.......While multiple postings have tickled and delighted, the following excerpt hit an exceptionally True Note--


You know what religion I am? I'm the religion that doesn't discuss God with freaky people on the train who can't identify what conversations are inappropriate for complete strangers. I regularly attend the church of Please Leave Me The Fuck Alone Already, Lady.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/416363656.html

Those at my brother's workplace have also been enjoying this. Gives them a break from a hard day of porn.....errrrr work.

Current Mood: amused

HA! I win. Told Fitch about this yonks ago.
Now I came across the link: http://www.newsweek.com/id/67475/page/1

Here is 'A' sentence for you: So far the excavation has turned up 39 ancient shipwrecks buried under nine centuries of silt, which preserved extraordinary artifacts.

It's beyond super neato!!!

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